Susiron

millennial-review:

mistedyellow:

parks and rec had the best minor characters

otters-against-ddlg:

otters-against-ddlg:

Who wants to see a FAT otter. A real ROUND boy. A HUGE man. A CHUNKY guy.

rustnut:

xamag-undertale:

GEE FRISK HOW COME YOU GOATMOM LETS YOU HAVE SO MANY PARENTS

based on this

yeah that would be friday

sapphomets:

starblastrz:

sapphomets:

coke of cola is a health potion. pepsi is a mana potion

what’s graped soda

it’s fucking purple baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mommas-got-anxiety:

emilyskeggs:

sincerely-steeny:

Hello everyone plz reblog this to save a life. And STOP CUTTING AVOCADOS INCORRECTLY. I work at a sushi restaurant and this is one of the safest and easiest ways to cut avocados. Love you all

This was so cute and informational thank u op

Thank god for lesbians honestly

God I got fucking DEMOLISHED by my friend in Monopoly tonight lmao

She got all of the utilities, AND three of the four railroads. She also got all of the green locations on the board and basically weaponized the entire last stretch of the board once paired with her railroad and utilities spaces. I had a decent amount of property myself, but she got the luckiest rolls and spent a lot of time in jail ahaha

I’m happy tho that she wanted to play it (on the Switch– my mom’s, which we’re borrowing) since she’s previously made a point of declaring a stern hatred of Monopoly

ommanyte:

seeing your follower count plummet seemingly out of nowhere

realising that you’re probably just losing porn bots and that someone, somewhere is carrying out a bot-purge