pemsylvania:

41 people are ready for me to gnome this chick

thottavius-rex:

High key hope this site doesn’t get deleted. I know it’s probably nothing but I just realized we have the voltron kin and skeleton stealers quarantined in here and letting them out onto other sites would be chaos. A 21st century Pandora’s box

cactuarqueen:

victory fanfares are so funny when one of your characters is lying there dead while the rest of the party celebrates

spiroandthelacktones:

molded-from-clay:

midnie:

this just in: romaine lettuce carries the e. coli virus and you will Fuckign DIE!

The health alert spans across the following states as a precaution: California, Wisconsin, Michigan, Ohio, Maryland, Illinois, New York, New Hampshire, Massachusetts, Connecticut and New Jersey.

Throw it out.

NOT ONLY THOSE STATES, ALL OF THEM