tag yourself
i wonder if china has fancy plates called america
I saw this at Walmart
Whose fucking idea was it to put the weiner dog on the grill
yeah, I’m an art student. *slurps up acrylic paint out of it’s tube like it’s go-gurt.*
Horror Game: “Press [button] to run”
All gamers simultaneously, beginning to sweat: “…Why do I have to run”
Horror Game: “You can hide in closets”
All gamers, colour draining from their face as an instinctual, primal terror grips them: “WHY DO I HAVE TO HIDE”
Help, my girlfriend calls Red Dead Redemption “Redededemption” and also insists that that’s the name of the main character
her mind is far more advanced than yours will ever be
I watched Bohemian Rapsody with my brother and mom and it was a fucking Chore
My brother: “so he’s gay now?”
Me: “No, he’s bisexual”
My mom: “maybe at first he was, but he changed. He definitely seems gay now”
Me: “… that’s bisexuality. He liked women and men, not just one”
My mom: “I don’t think so. He liked women at first, but then he liked men”
Me: “… Yeah, because he was bisexual”
Susiron 