Man I was thinking about how annoying it is that druids can’t use their “class mount” in bfa until flying is released and it just occurred to me like

Why didn’t druids just get like a cool fucking hippogryph form for their class mount?? Maybe something that resembles a revamp of the Cenarion War Hippogryph

It would be able to walk and fly and they could probably use stag form animations to let it lie down and shit. They could’ve also done a lot of cool edits to make each form very unique for the various races, like having the bird part of the hippogryph resemble the race-specific flying forms (imagine a cool fucking bat-hippogryph for trolls)

Like don’t get me wrong, the owl is neat and pretty, but why tf didn’t we get something that was actually versatile and usable as a ground “mount” as well. I’m still salty as hell over this

philosophy-and-coffee:

thecassinator:

ink7blot:

fmanime:

fmanime:

i think edward elric entire military experience can be summarized as john mulaney’s “horse loose in the hospital” bit

there is a CHILD ALCHEMIST LOOSE IN THE STATE MILITARY!

NOBODY KNOWS WHAT THE CHILD IS GOING TO DO, LEAST OF ALL THE CHILD!

HE’S NEVER BEEN IN THE MILITARY BEFORE!

They interviewed a man who once saw a baby in a restaurant.

WE’VE ALL SEEN A BABY IN A RESTAURANT!!!

THIS IS A CHILD. LOOSE IN THE MILITARY.

@dalethesjtoddler

And then, for a second, it seemed like maybe we could survive the child,
and then, 5 miles under the capital city, an evil homunculus was like, “I have a huge transmutation circle and I’m going to kill everyone to become god!” And before we could say
anything, the child was like, “If you even fucking look at Amestris,
I will punch you to death with my fists. I dare you to do it. I want
you to do it. I want you to do it so I can take my unresolved daddy issues out on you, I’m
so fucking crazy.”

the-real-seebs:

wheeloffortune-design:

podcastenthusiast:

Not my posts but an interesting thought.

THIS! READ THIS!

it’s the same thing, it really is. and you gotta be compassionate with the people doing it, but you also gotta recognize that it’s fucked up and unhealthy.