This Unit, this Absolute Chunker, now takes his rightful place as the God-King of New Zealand
His first decree: Be Large, Eat Fruits
Over the summer their diet consists entirely of berries and the result is that their shit is essentially ink
99% of the time when you hear them, what you are hearing is the rhythmic fwok-fwok-fwok of their wings as they struggle to defy gravity. The other 1% is them softly calling ‘hoo-hoo’ at each other. If you ‘hoo-hoo’ back they will answer you