The Votes Are In

kiwianaroha:

bastardbird:

The People Have Spoken

And The Kereru has been crowned Bird of the Year

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This Unit, this Absolute Chunker, now takes his rightful place as the God-King of New Zealand

His first decree: Be Large, Eat Fruits

Over the summer their diet consists entirely of berries and the result is that their shit is essentially ink

99% of the time when you hear them, what you are hearing is the rhythmic fwok-fwok-fwok of their wings as they struggle to defy gravity. The other 1% is them softly calling ‘hoo-hoo’ at each other. If you ‘hoo-hoo’ back they will answer you