image stories – Susiron

meanplastic:

I AM SCREAMING

dankmemeuniversity:

crunkmouse:

pemsylvania:

pemsylvania:

41 people are ready for me to gnome this chick

this is my 4th day gnoming her

loloftheday:

Our cat had all four roommates feeding him each day because he acted like he was starving and we didn’t know that the other roommate already fed him. This was our solution, hopefully he will slim down a bit.

guy:

penicillium-pusher:

penicillium-pusher:

Naomi loves laying in boxes, but she was sad because this one was too tall for her to lay down AND see us at the same time

So we got creative, and I think she likes the solution

Good news everyone!!

Princess baby got an upgrade!!!

She says thank you for all the love 💕

this is the type of content i wanna see when i sign onto tumblr dot com

chamiryokuroi:

osirislovesyou:

surprisebitch:

isabellesutra:

chamiryokuroi:

chamiryokuroi:

chamiryokuroi:

chamiryokuroi:

I will be participating on a guacamole contest tomorrow at work. My objective is not to win, but to make every single one of the judges cry.

I will add every single chili I am able to find at the store, all of them.

All the chilis I could find at the store… i wonder if it will be enough 😛

Ready for the judges!!

So updates after the contest! I didn’t win.

This guacamole had the talent that when you take the first bite of your chip it isnt that spicy, but after a few seconds the feeling starts to spread. The judges bravely took a bite and were all happy and as I walked away from the table they started to gasp when the full force of the 6 different types of chili hit them at once.

People were free to taste it afterwards and every face of first surprise and then pain filled my heart with happiness.

I have never seen so much people enjoy suffering tho, because they finished everything so fast I even got time to make a second batch before the winners were announced.

Overall this was great and I had lots of fun making others suffer 😀

this? innocent sadism. i aspire to be like this

so is this chaotic evil? or chaotic neutral? or lawful evil? cant tell..

Chiles dont go in guacamole tho.

I’m sorry you have never had a good guacamole in your life.

allfrogsarefriends:

loudie:

loudie:

my mama got home today and she was so excited. she said she got me a present, so then i was excited too. i had no idea what she got me. she said ‘close your eyes and put your hands out’, so i did. and then i felt her put something in my hands. i opened my eyes and

“i saw it and it was chubby and you called a frog ‘big boy’ last night and i had to get it! it’s big boy!”

mama loves that you all think she’s very sweet and she got inspired and went back today and got 2 more to show you all!!

she said “tell the ones that liked big boy thank you and that he has 2 friends now thanks to them!”

quality post